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RIAA Phonepranking
Best hack I've heard of all week: Prank calling the RIAA:
JH: But I don't have a pee service. Someone
just e-mailed me a song and I listened to it.
Am I going to jail?
RIAA: Sir, I don't know. I'm not in a position
to offer you legal advice on this.
JH: Legal advice? Do I need to get a lawyer?
RIAA: You might want to. As I said, your best
possible route is to go to musicunited.org.
Beyond that, I'm not in a position to offer you
additional legal advice.
JH: Can I write a check to someone?
RIAA: Has your service provider told you
that you've been subpoenaed?
JH: A penis?
Something to laugh about -- finally.
Posted by Mayhem at September 16, 2003 12:47 PM