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Welcome to Mayhem & Chaos

By now you're probably wondering 'Why Mayhem and Chaos?'. Easy. My nicktitle is The Mayhem and Chaos Coordinator -- I minimize negative chaos and I maximize positive chaos. Huh? Lemme explain: I am a natural born problem solver and leader, so when I'm involved in a project and there is negative chaos such as confusion or miscommunication I strive to reduce the chaos so that the team can work more effectively.

On the flipside, when the negative chaos is minimized and things start to get boring, I start maximizing postive chaos. I'm also a born troublemaker and I like to have fun and stir things up. So when things get boring I'll think up something to keep people happy and smiling.

My nickname is RUAOK. These are (mostly) my initials and it stands for Robert Unix Andrew Orgasm Kaye. If you don't get it yet, read the initials out loud.

With this introduction I leave you to explore the rest of my home page. Have fun!

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